Five new boxes will soon appear
But what they are is still unclear.
Buckle up, because that’s just the first of several questionable riddles we wrote for this blog. It’s true, 5 new prank gift boxes are imminent, but it’s still too early to reveal what they are. So instead, we’re showing you the prank gifting categories they’ll end up in on Pranko.com so you can take a guess at what’s to come.
Wait, before we begin, what’s a “prank gift box”?
You’ve got to be joking. We covered it here and here and here and- sorry, it’s not your fault. There’s so much ~*noise*~ out there in the world, we can’t expect you to remember everything. To rejog your nog, prank gift boxes are empty cardboard boxes we sell at Prank-O with funny fake products on them. You hide your real gift inside, then fork it over to a gift recipient of your choosing to send them into a fit of laughter. Okay, riddle time!
GIFTING CATEGORY HINT #1: NEW PARENT
Mom and Dad will surely gasp. At this box they can’t quite grasp.
The first of our 5 new prank gift boxes fits into our ‘New Parent’ gifting category like a baby in a swaddle. Let’s just say a little birdie told us (that’s another hint by the way).
GIFTING CATEGORY HINT #2: OUTDOORS
If you like your flames ablaze. Then this box will win your gaze.
Our next new prank gift box is going right into our 'Outdoors' gifting category. We’re really fired up about this one (it’s a fire-themed box, if that wasn’t overtly clear).
GIFTING CATEGORY HINT #3: FOOD & BEVERAGE
Those who live to grill and eat. Can get this box to feel complete.
You know we love a food-themed prank gift box. Our **** ***** box will fit in well with the others in our ‘Food & Beverage’ gifting category.
GIFTING CATEGORY HINT #4: FUN & GAMES
Do you have plugs galore? Then this box will make you laugh even more.
It’s all fun and games in our ‘Fun & Games’ gifting category. Fans of our Junk Drawer Starter Kit will particularly love this fellow home organizer joke.
GIFTING CATEGORY HINT #5: GROSS
For those who linger on the throne.This box will make them feel at home.
Don’t let the fact that our final new prank gift box is going in the ‘Gross’ gifting category fool you, as it’s actually a pretty elegant product. Less Spencer’s, more West Elm.
Alright, that’s all the clues you’re getting from us. Think you figured out the new prank gift boxes? Well, you’ll have to wait until they drop early October to find out how you did. In the meantime, browse the above gifting categories to hold you over!